دستورات خنده دار خط فرمان لینوکس

$ apt-get moo
………..(__)
…….۰٫ (oo)
/——-\/
/ | ……..||
* /\——-/\
~~ ~~
….”Have you mooed today?”…

% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

((: ! خیلی جالبه

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the s*ex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

!لینوکس بی تربیت ((:((:

% \(-

(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

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